Hump Day Prompt #2

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Yesterday, my family took our annual trek to the Wisconsin State Fair. There's a lot to love about the fair: the cows, the bunnies, the food, the CREAM PUFFS and, most of all, the people. Nowhere else in Wisconsin can you see such a delightful melange of jean clad farmers and pierced Goths.

One particularly intriguing fellow caught my eye as he strolled past the porta-potties. I'll leave the particulars to you, but he sported the following ditty on his shirt:

WENCHGUARD ON DUTY

Yep, now that's a guy with a story. I'd imagine his wife could tell one, too.